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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Boy ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2017-02-07 09:37 pm

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Hey! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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caduceusvalkyrie: (Doctor is in)

[Voice]

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's voice because she'd rather not show how tired she is over the network. In person is okay though. She calls him up and leaves a message.]

Hey Archie, it's Angela. Are you...are you free to talk some time soon? I feel like I need to talk to someone.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Sigh)

Re: [Voice]

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything's [She stops herself from saying 'fine'.] I'm okay.

Just, I keep thinking and it's not helping any and I can't turn it off.

The whole sleeping and dream mess, I was in it, that dream version of here. That's what I can't stop going over.
Edited 2017-04-30 18:42 (UTC)
caduceusvalkyrie: (Worried)

Rude. My phone didn't say I had an email

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Yeah, anything, I don't mind what it is. [Coffee. Tea. Strong ass alcohol.]
caduceusvalkyrie: (did you just)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[One of the best combinations for this tbh.]

Okay, see you soon.

[She makes herself a little more presentable while he's on his way. By presentable, she pulls her hair up into a messy bun. Bins the take-out containers.]



caduceusvalkyrie: (Lazy smile)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's an acceptable reason. You're a dick if you just kick the door with free hands.

She goes to the door, unlocks and opens it to let Archie in. She smiles at him and steps back.
]

Thanks for coming over.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Support)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-04-30 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her smile falters at the question and she walks over to the couch. Hand that the bottom half of the house is all open plan. She sits down and takes a moment.]

It was so real in there. I had a totally different life and it...it wasn't me, but it was. It felt like I really had experienced it, not that it was just some kind of dream.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Doctor is in)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-01 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods and leans back a little more rubbing at her face.]

At first I didn't remember anything when I woke up. Then I stopped waking up and just continued to live this other life.

I'd been brainwashed by the soviets. I still healed people, but I'd power boost others to take down others from the resistance. I'd killed people and I never thought about them. I didn't seem to care, that's what I'd been ordered to do and that's what I did.

You're lucky you weren't involved in it.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Here to help)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-01 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No. But it still plays over and over again.

[She reaches out and pulls him onto the couch.]

I'm sorry, my head's just been such a mess lately.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Support)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-01 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[She really wouldn't mind if Archie said nothing at all. She just had to get everything off her chest.]

I just don't know how I would have given in to the brainwashing. That's one thing I don't remember.

[She's quiet for a moment.]

I know I'm not alone in this, but I feel like I can't talk to them. I don't know them here in the real world.

I don't mean to dump all of this on you.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Laughing)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-01 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[She felt like she understood where he was coming from and then he loses her for a moment. And manages a small laugh. ]

That's certainly one way to look at it. I feel a little better even just talking about it.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Worried)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, yes. Some of us were soldats, working for the soviets, some were in the rebellion and some tried to stay neutral.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Doctor is in)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-02 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Very fucked up. I hope it never becomes something that actually happens. I know we can view the US in a similar way, but we have a choice in how to live life here.

No. I think I'm just too worried or scared. I don't remember hurting imports but it could have happened in the past of that world. I could maybe try and reach out.

caduceusvalkyrie: (did you just)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-02 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[She leans into him and is happy for the contact. It's a comfort. She wraps an arm around his front and sighs.]

It just creeps up every so often, like a horrible reminder. I'll get over it given time.

[She shrugs against him.]

I think so? I don't know who because if I did, I'd give them a piece of my mind. I've kind of been avoiding keeping up with anything that might be related to it.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Over the shoulder)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-02 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a gentle squeeze.]

If it was you, then you're fired.

Just that everyone is awake and far too many people were taken into it.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Lazy smile)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-03 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks up at him from where she'd leaned against him.]

This is enough for now. You came over and listened and convinced me to talk to others. I don't think I would have done that for a while.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Smile!)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[She bats at his hand.]

Archie, you're such a sap!
caduceusvalkyrie: (Lazy smile)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-03 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm, sure thing Captain Sap.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Laughing)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She lets out a noise to the poke.]

Ah! Yes sir, Captain Sap sir.
caduceusvalkyrie: (Rise)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You've done a lot. Just being here and letting me talk has really helped.
caduceusvalkyrie: (did you just)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I am. Promise.

[She smiles at him and nods.] Would you?
caduceusvalkyrie: (Uh huh okay sure)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say that.

My room works. [King sized bed or bust. All the room!]
caduceusvalkyrie: (Carefree)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh don't act surprised!

[Of course she was going to offer her bed.]
Edited 2017-05-04 23:14 (UTC)
caduceusvalkyrie: (Laughing)

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-05-04 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
A gentleman pirate as well? Oh wow.

[She places a hand over her chest and pretends to be shocked by the discovery. ]
itistolaugh: Boner captioning. (Masturbating a penis!)

text;

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-02 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess whose merslut commission is finished and attached in a high resolution file.]

i asked for something really special so the artist gave you 2 dicks
pale_blue_arrow: (Have Words)

[text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
will replace the booze when i have money. have cleaned the vomit. with bleach + disinfectant.

sorry.
pale_blue_arrow: (...)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
1. the vodka + some rubbing alcohol i stole from the pharmacy downtown

2. picked the lock w/ a paperclip

3. it was mother's day

4. my room

5. i usually know my limits. my bad.
pale_blue_arrow: (*sob*)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
1. getting my girlfriend pregnant

2. finding her body too late to revive her

3. being the one who's an imPort when she deserves it more, when our kid deserved it more

4. not dying from injuries back home like i was supposed to thanks to this healing factor

5. registering + thinking i could do the hero shtick

6. mixing too little orange juice w/ the rubbing alcohol

7. not dying. again. and not knowing how to live

8. getting upset when i would have been a shitty dad anyway lbr here

as for fixing it give me a minute. hour. year. it's all fucked up in my head at the moment.


[At least he had the good sense to wait until Archie was out of the house to send this so if he breaks down crying, nobody has to know.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Vulnerable)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
well you didn't have booze anywhere else. i don't normally go through people's stuff but there wasn't anything else. i got low

[This is a lie, he goes through people's stuff constantly, but he's too hungover to feel guilty about it at the moment. Besides, the guilt of failing his - his could-have-been family, his never-will-be family, that's a guilt that overshadows absolutely everything else. He's not even sober and he wants to get drunk again. He needs a case, a cause, somebody to go track down, something to take his mind off of this and put it somewhere, anywhere, else.]

we were gonna have a girl. i was going to have a little girl, archie

she would have loved it here

they both would have
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't outrun it. it's in my head all the time now.

a wise man once said to me vodka won't solve your problems but neither will water


[Hysterical broken snorts, not quite chuckles, bubble up in him. Emily. The drain pipe. The creek. It's hilarious and he wants to cry.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Regret)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
does anyone here have time travel powers

[Because that is the only way to fix all this.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Pause)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sorry i know i'm hungover but

did you just say you nearly genocided everything

literally everything

the fuck???
pale_blue_arrow: (Listening)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
god isn't real back in my world

but if he was i wouldn't piss him off

WHY did you piss off god, archie?


[What the actual fuck.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Thinking)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
you were going to hijack god to do WHAT, exactly?

i don't know wtf that is but i'd be pissed at you too, man
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
how are you not several hundred kinds of dead

or arrested

i'm pretty sure that shit's illegal

also: why did you care about nature so much, it is trees and rocks and water, it's not that special
pale_blue_arrow: (Thinking)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
reaching out to people means telling them

then they own a piece of me bc they know my weakness

i'm done being owned and used
pale_blue_arrow: (Have Words)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i went through your stuff, you're harmless. honestly when you passed on fucking me that reaction of yours said volumes about who you are as a person. you've got enough decency not to use this against me, i think

and if you do, you'd probably do in in a misguided attempt at helping me so it wouldn't be to a ton of people

besides, knowing i have a dead girlfriend =/= knowing i have a dead kid

the first bit will be public knowledge if anybody from back home pops up here, it made the papers when emily went missing and made the papers when i turned the one that did it over to the cops

second bit was something four people knew. half of which are dead
pale_blue_arrow: (...)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
of course i did. how do you think i found your stash? and no i didn't do anything to the picture

[Brendan snorts. Archie is exactly the kind of person to trust with this: someone sappy and in touch with his emotions, someone with rigid self-imposed standards, someone who therefore won't use it against him later. He's made some sort-of friends, closer to acquaintances, here. They're all still too unknown to him and he doesn't have the means to dig up dirt on them just in case yet.

He misses Emily so much. It was so easy to trust her, to tell her his every thought, and never once did he worry she would stab him in the back. Even when he was an asshole and gave her all the reasons in the world to, she hadn't. She never even had that as an option in her pocket-notebook diary; he should know, he stole it and reread it a hundred times over.]


i can't even talk about this shit outloud yet

and for some reason you haven't thrown me out of your house

so you're going to have to do. think of it as a business deal. i'll owe you a couple of favors. i can get into places without leaving a trace, you'd be surprised what i've been able to pull off. i'm surprisingly useful when sober
pale_blue_arrow: (Have Words)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
the point about not being thrown out stands.

well technically i owe you at least one favor for the booze thing

also please stop acting like this isn't how the world works, if you're trying to protect my non-existent innocence that ship has sailed circumvented the world and returned to port laden with exotic spices, archie
pale_blue_arrow: (Oh Really.)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i, personally, do not believe people that chivalrous exist

everyone wants something from someone

it's the one true constant in life

your world might be different but people are people and people are always looking out for number one
pale_blue_arrow: (Default)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
removing yourself from the equation before you cash in your chips isn't the smartest move

but alright if that's what you're going with i'll give that to you. seems legit enough.
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
you tried to hijack a god

WHAT sanity?
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
and you think I need help

like you've got it all together

look after yourself, i'll do me
pale_blue_arrow: (Mundane)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah well i don't plan to slip again

so
pale_blue_arrow: (Regret)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
last time i tried to lean on someone when i was weak they tried to bury me. i know better. i'm safer on my own, slip or no slip.
pale_blue_arrow: (Defiant)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
you take zzzquil from the supermarket, slam it down en masse and chase it with enough alcohol and your heart's supposed to stop

that's what the fuck that was, archie


[There, you've pissed off enough to get 100% unfiltered honesty out of him.]
pale_blue_arrow: (*sob*)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
takes some skill to fuck this up, but i managed.

wait what about the porter? what's that got to do with anything?

healing factor is amplified by sleep. i got a full night, i'm in the clear given how much i threw up
pale_blue_arrow: (Vulnerable)

you're not his real dad!

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
it already did when i first got here. stopped internal bleeding. figured i could overload it

...fuck.


[Now he really needs a drink. Or a hundred. God damn it.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Baggage)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
does sleep count as running bc i need that right about now. stomach still feels like someone decked me.

[After that... who the fuck knows what he's gonna do then. Make Archie something to apologize, maybe. Text some people to try and keep an ear to the ground for anything that might be headed his way.

Try not to think about how much Emily deserves to be here instead of him.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Baggage)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
i gotta repeat this year anyway. let the school think what they want

i am sorry. partly for failing, partly for doing it. not sure that's worth anything comin from me but there it is. do what you want with that.

i'll make this up to you when my ears stop ringing like a fire alarm
pale_blue_arrow: (Have Words)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
have at it.

get a bronze lock. harder to pick, easier to spot when it has been. i'll pay for it when i get money coming in

goodnight
taraincognita: (binch????)

[voice]

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ archie will receive a call from tara roughly a day after the whole ruining downtown heropa incident. unfortunately, it won't exactly be from her number. if he picks up the phone, he'll hear the following, in a pleasant--if somewhat robotic--female voice. ]

You are receiving a collect call from the Heropa Juvenile Detention Facility. Do you accept?
taraincognita: (sad tara)

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-16 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the same voice lets archie know that the call will be transferred; and then, tara's voice comes on the line. ]

Uh. Hey, Archie. Are you--okay? Um.

...I'm in jail, by the way.
Edited (wrong icon) 2017-06-16 15:02 (UTC)
taraincognita: (huh? she talkin n think n all)

happy fathers day

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I stole that kid's cactus and he attacked me.

[ she bites her lip, before adding:]anyone. It just kinda happened.
taraincognita: (sad tara)

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-20 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
It was stupid, okay?! He bitched me out on the Network, and I wanted to get him back! I thought I was just playing a prank on the kid!! I didn't realize he was gonna fight me until he literally attacked me. !!

[ her voice breaks, just a bit. ]

I dunno what I'm looking for, either.
taraincognita: (skool)

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm supposed to be here for like, a week, and then I get released to whoever my probation officer is.

[ she pauses. ]

Thanks, though. I mean, I didn't think you'd--offer, 'cause I'm...

[ ...kind of a fuck up. ]

Yanno.
taraincognita: (sad tara)

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-27 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...'Kay. I'll drop by, or something. If that's still okay.
taraincognita: (hhhah no thanks....)

[personal profile] taraincognita 2017-06-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Does Crobat really like me, that much?
itistolaugh: Turn it into a flannel kilt. (Whoa. You just blew my fashion mind.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
ok the bat wont hit you and wont take a lapdance from me so i'll fight him and you twerk on him
dun_moch: (Unfortunate)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Archie. I hope you have been enjoying your new work with NBSea.
dun_moch: (Height)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
You suppose correctly. You are familiar with a young man named Tohru Adachi, aren't you?
dun_moch: (Strike down with hatred)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-05 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Dooku snorts softly.]

I perceive you have encountered his... unique personality, then. I have worked with him in the past, but of late he has taken to threatening me for no good reason. He has a criminal past, and I want to avoid unnecessary trouble.

Will you help me?
dun_moch: (heh)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-08 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your support is appreciated, Archie.

[As is the fact that he's still using his proper name. Rot in hell, 'Dookie,' and never come back.]

I know that Adachi has weapons. Firearms, specifically. I think he would be less of a threat to others if those weapons were to go missing, don't you agree?
dun_moch: (Default)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-09 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure it would.

[You can almost hear Dooku smiling.]

I do not have his exact schedule, no. You will have to manage on your own. I trust that won't be a problem.
dun_moch: (Unfortunate)

Private voice

[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-07-10 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for doing this, Archie. Good luck to you, and let me know when it is done.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-07-16 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
fyi

[Archie gets a typed transcript of this video.]
Edited 2017-07-16 17:36 (UTC)
devoutish: (I know the knife goes next to the spoon)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-07-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
it was a young girl who made it. do u know who taht wld b?
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ur fond of her or no?
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-07-17 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
odd job 4 an 11 yr old

were there no adults around 2 do the job