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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Boy ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2017-02-07 09:37 pm

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[text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
will replace the booze when i have money. have cleaned the vomit. with bleach + disinfectant.

sorry.
pale_blue_arrow: (...)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
1. the vodka + some rubbing alcohol i stole from the pharmacy downtown

2. picked the lock w/ a paperclip

3. it was mother's day

4. my room

5. i usually know my limits. my bad.
pale_blue_arrow: (*sob*)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
1. getting my girlfriend pregnant

2. finding her body too late to revive her

3. being the one who's an imPort when she deserves it more, when our kid deserved it more

4. not dying from injuries back home like i was supposed to thanks to this healing factor

5. registering + thinking i could do the hero shtick

6. mixing too little orange juice w/ the rubbing alcohol

7. not dying. again. and not knowing how to live

8. getting upset when i would have been a shitty dad anyway lbr here

as for fixing it give me a minute. hour. year. it's all fucked up in my head at the moment.


[At least he had the good sense to wait until Archie was out of the house to send this so if he breaks down crying, nobody has to know.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Vulnerable)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
well you didn't have booze anywhere else. i don't normally go through people's stuff but there wasn't anything else. i got low

[This is a lie, he goes through people's stuff constantly, but he's too hungover to feel guilty about it at the moment. Besides, the guilt of failing his - his could-have-been family, his never-will-be family, that's a guilt that overshadows absolutely everything else. He's not even sober and he wants to get drunk again. He needs a case, a cause, somebody to go track down, something to take his mind off of this and put it somewhere, anywhere, else.]

we were gonna have a girl. i was going to have a little girl, archie

she would have loved it here

they both would have
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't outrun it. it's in my head all the time now.

a wise man once said to me vodka won't solve your problems but neither will water


[Hysterical broken snorts, not quite chuckles, bubble up in him. Emily. The drain pipe. The creek. It's hilarious and he wants to cry.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Regret)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
does anyone here have time travel powers

[Because that is the only way to fix all this.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Pause)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sorry i know i'm hungover but

did you just say you nearly genocided everything

literally everything

the fuck???
pale_blue_arrow: (Listening)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
god isn't real back in my world

but if he was i wouldn't piss him off

WHY did you piss off god, archie?


[What the actual fuck.]
pale_blue_arrow: (Thinking)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
you were going to hijack god to do WHAT, exactly?

i don't know wtf that is but i'd be pissed at you too, man
pale_blue_arrow: (Smug)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
how are you not several hundred kinds of dead

or arrested

i'm pretty sure that shit's illegal

also: why did you care about nature so much, it is trees and rocks and water, it's not that special
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Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
reaching out to people means telling them

then they own a piece of me bc they know my weakness

i'm done being owned and used
pale_blue_arrow: (Have Words)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i went through your stuff, you're harmless. honestly when you passed on fucking me that reaction of yours said volumes about who you are as a person. you've got enough decency not to use this against me, i think

and if you do, you'd probably do in in a misguided attempt at helping me so it wouldn't be to a ton of people

besides, knowing i have a dead girlfriend =/= knowing i have a dead kid

the first bit will be public knowledge if anybody from back home pops up here, it made the papers when emily went missing and made the papers when i turned the one that did it over to the cops

second bit was something four people knew. half of which are dead
pale_blue_arrow: (...)

Re: [text] (The morning after Mother's Day)

[personal profile] pale_blue_arrow 2017-05-18 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
of course i did. how do you think i found your stash? and no i didn't do anything to the picture

[Brendan snorts. Archie is exactly the kind of person to trust with this: someone sappy and in touch with his emotions, someone with rigid self-imposed standards, someone who therefore won't use it against him later. He's made some sort-of friends, closer to acquaintances, here. They're all still too unknown to him and he doesn't have the means to dig up dirt on them just in case yet.

He misses Emily so much. It was so easy to trust her, to tell her his every thought, and never once did he worry she would stab him in the back. Even when he was an asshole and gave her all the reasons in the world to, she hadn't. She never even had that as an option in her pocket-notebook diary; he should know, he stole it and reread it a hundred times over.]


i can't even talk about this shit outloud yet

and for some reason you haven't thrown me out of your house

so you're going to have to do. think of it as a business deal. i'll owe you a couple of favors. i can get into places without leaving a trace, you'd be surprised what i've been able to pull off. i'm surprisingly useful when sober

you're not his real dad!

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