[he wasn't quite asleep, but he was dozing in bed with his tv on and mightyena laying next to him. it's the awful smell of blood that hits archie first, mightyena immediately jumping up and growling at the intruder.]

Fuckin' shit-- [he grunts, getting up out the bed (let's all be glad tonight he decided to sleep in sweats and not buck ass naked) and recalls mightyena back into its pokéball before it can bite rupert.] You gotta give some god damn warning before you do this shit! Not even a text!

[boy is he glad he went with hardwood floors in here.]

Where are you hurt? Lay on the bed 'fore you get blood on my damn rug.