h2no: (shut up maxie)
⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2019-08-24 07:43 pm

IC contact 2.0



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1st one
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ She makes a face at him.

Then reaches out and smushes his nose in return, pressing it like a button with her palm.
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ She squints.

Then pushes a little harder, flattening his nose even more.

She's not sorry. She's a monster.
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't relent — not for another good two, three seconds. Her eyes are still narrowed. She's leaning into it a bit, scrutinizing him as she does like she's trying to discern if he's learned his lesson about daring to boop her.

Then, abruptly, she releases him

and leans the rest of the way

to press an amicable little kiss to the tip of his smushed nose.

Mildly:
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If you ever scare me like this again, I'm going to fucking kill you.
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-12 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her hand is tender, in its way, as she lingers, smoothing hair back from his brow — a contrast to the unrepentant dryness of her voice, the slight habitual bite to her words: ]

Not likely. You know how many ways I've mastered of killing a man slowly?
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't fight it. Just lets him take her hand and hold it. Nobody has to know. ]

Something like that.

[ With her other hand, she flicks him lightly between the eyebrows, as if to demonstrate her deadly skill. ]
Edited 2019-09-15 03:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-18 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah.

She feels a funny, unexpected little spark of warmth. Maybe he's fucking teasing her, but it means more than she might want it to, the idea that she might be, in any small part, a reason for him to get better.
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Yeah? Is that what you think I've been honing my skill for, all these centuries? [ With a mild, almost gentle wryness: ] So I can amuse you when you finally get your crippled ass up out of bed?
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-19 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ It might be faintly amused when she answers: ]

Alright. Fine. Do it for Pussydestroyer then. I'll wave her around a little, if you want. [ Wry as ever: ] You're so charmed by the ax thing, it makes me feel half-bad I've never shown you what I can do with a bow.

[ Spoilers: She's pro as fuck. ]
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-21 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not better than I can.

[ She doesn't resist, letting him pull her hand towards him to use as a pillow. No complaints — she just subtly shifts her weight a little, moving closer to that it's a bit more comfortable. ]

I'll make one. It'll be done by the time you're well enough to watch me shoot with it.
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[personal profile] killtime 2019-09-22 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Helps not having a hole in your gut, though.

[ Her voice has gotten quiet though. He should rest. She should let him. If she doesn't move much, maybe he'll drift off in a minute. She won't even mind — what's the worst that could happen? Her hand goes numb? Falls off? Hell, it'll grow right back.

The things she endures for love.
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