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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2019-08-24 07:43 pm

IC contact 2.0



Yo! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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1st one
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Surprisingly, yes Darin did. Goaded Guzma good and hard, called him worthless without his Pokémon, all that sorta shit that got him riled and ready to fight. You know, the exact shit Darin ought not to be doing, yet here they are...

At Archie's question, Guzma's face goes a little blank.]


...Huh?

[Nice.]

Whaddaya mean "then what"? Ain't it obvious?

[NOT REALLY, IDIOT]
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Guzma sure seems to inspire some ugly shit in Darin, something Guzma's pretty proud of, but it does not look good on Darin at all.]

Tch... the prick'll know where he stands, is all. He's been too comfortable too long on that lofty moral throne of Bulushit of his.

[Guzma crosses his arms over his chest, shrugging.]

Maybe then he'll back the fuck off with all his tryin' to fix me nonsense. Idiot, ain't nobody who can fix me.

[It doesn't matter how much Darin tells Guzma he doesn't need to be fixed, or that he isn't trying, as far as Guzma's concerned he's lying to him. It's just been cowardly backpedaling since their confrontation at Fanport, and Guzma ain't having none of Darin's shit. To Guzma, Darin is the embodiment of everything he hates about Alola, he's just trying to dress himself up as someone who understands him, but Guzma's convinced he can't.]
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[Guzma looks to Archie with a stern stare, not exactly bothered by the question, but rather annoyed with the topic. Even though he's the one who brought this up in the first place. He crinkles his nose.]

More or less.

[Guzma bristles.]

He's implied it. Tryin' to be all friendly at me, tryin' to say he sees my "scars", that he'll be there to help me... not to mention his stupid speech he gave me before I paraded his beaten body on the network...

[All of that bothered Guzma far too much. It's almost funny in a sad kind of way, how much people extending help to Guzma is more of a threat to him than anyone promising him bodily harm.]

Saying shit like I'll "molt" and be vulnerable, grow... all that shit, and how he wants to be there to see it—fuckin' creep.

[yes, because someone wanting to see you become a better person and work past your pain is a "creep", good job buddy.]

I ain't nobody's morality project!
Edited 2019-09-12 01:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The idiot needs to realize I ain't no metal to be heated and bent. No matter how hard he tries to beat me down—I ain't ever gonna change!

[Keep telling yourself that, Guzma.]

Either way, one of us is gonna break, and it won't be me.
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-14 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't gonna be askin' no one, I'll deal.

[That's just... how he is.]

Darin won't do shit to me, anyway. Without his demon master powerin' him, he's a pussy.
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-15 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
I know that, but I ain't no slouch neither.

[Really, he's just being stubborn about this. He's aware that he's gonna get a good beating in this too, and that he won't come out of this unscathed, but he's not allowing himself to doubt his capabilities.

As Archie mentions the demon, Guzma's expression falls a little more flat, a little more serious. Honestly, he knows about it, seen a bit of it in action, yet he's still not sure what to even think about all of that. There's some fucked up Pokémon who can pull some really messed up shit, but nothing quite like what's going on with Darin...]


...Yeah? How'd that go?

[He's not even gonna touch the different plane of reality shit, because honestly? It won't make him understand it any better even if Archie explained. Knowing more about that demon is far more interesting and relevant.]
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Think I've heard of it—something about dreams and nightmares?

[Look, he knows some stuff about other regions, but not a whole lot.]

He like that?
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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-09-23 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
What, like what he and me are doin' serves as his porn or something?

[Archie maybe wasn't meaning that, but also how wrong is he really?]

That's...fuckin' wack, man.

[It's not gonna stop him, but...]