h2no: (shut up maxie)
⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2019-08-24 07:43 pm

IC contact 2.0



Yo! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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1st one
golisolation: (lusamine's ashleymadison)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-23 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
uh talk 2 my homie wtf it look like??
golisolation: (getting stood up by your grindr hookup)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit.]

i mean u were pretty fuckin shitty back on the boat ngl
but w/e idrc abt that u usually got shit takes neway
golisolation: (aw fuck the new season of bachelor)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[GET THE HINT, ARCHIE!!!]

fine
yeah u fuckin killed me big deal idc
can we get back 2 things being normal???
golisolation: (shotgunning 7-11 taquitos)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-24 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
only if ur a stubborn lil bitch abt it
im still here aint i???
golisolation: (doing illegal bug deals)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-24 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but i did come back & us being here in the first place aint "natural" so w/e

u used her sword 4 what its 4 dont c the big deal


[He's lying, because as soon as he read what Archie said, his mind gave him a nice searing serving of a flashback to the sword stabbing into him. But Guzma's king at repressing things, and that skill is being put to the test here.]
golisolation: (getting stood up by your grindr hookup)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf do u want from me dude??
do u want me 2 break down & cry cuz you killed me? fat chance fucker
golisolation: (no PISSING ON THE CARPET)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
bulushit!

u kno ur just gonna avoid me like the bitchass coward u r! aint no talkin later were talkin now!
golisolation: (plumeria blocked me on myspace)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gives him pause.]

this aint about him
golisolation: (my reddit homies wouldnta dun me like th)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
idk

my fuckin friend maybe
golisolation: (pic#13295226)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gotta bully Archie, sorry it's part of the Archie's friend job description!]

100%
golisolation: (you should see the other guy)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-02-26 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like Archie, Guzma is also covered in bruises and scabs, got a busted lip, black eyes (that's not makeup!), swollen nose... When he answers the door, he looks like absolute shit, but are either of them surprised?

When Guzma's eyes fall on that scabbed over gash on Archie's face, his eyes wince slightly. It's for just a moment, before he flatly speaks up: ]


Well, one of us has got to change, and it ain't gonna be me.

[Funny, asshole. But then he looks to the wine.]

Didn't take you for a pompous douche, but I guess you're full'a surprises, huh?

[As he says that, he steps outta the way so Archie can step into his surprisingly clean living room. Well, besides the holes in the wall...]
golisolation: (doing ballet in clown shoes)

[personal profile] golisolation 2020-03-08 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guzma's expression sours at the thought. That was awkward and weird for them both. In a strange way he was...kinda glad to be there for him? But if he could avoid having to deal with that again, he absolutely will.

He takes the bottle without protest, looking at it for a second, before watching as Archie staggers in like the drunk he is.]


Good thing for both of us I'm always stocked.

[Closing the door behind him after nodding to Crobat as he goes in as well, he takes a fat swig from the bottle, grimacing against the flavor.]

I hope there's more than school supplies in that fuckin' backpack.

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