[ the second archie slips up and reveals a little more of his vulnerability to odin, odin's gonna jump on him like a Friendship Leech and suck those emotions right out of his god damn body. man oh man is he going to bleed archie dry of his bad feelings and replace them all with love and cuddles. for now, though, odin leans back into the mattress and thinks about what hoenn might look like, blissfully unaware that archie is a sad useless old man. ]

We sent Lord Leo on vacation to the beach, once. He wouldn't go in the water. He hated tanning. He wouldn't leave his bungalow, unless it was at night and nobody else was around. I always thought a trip to the beach sounded fun, and that despite showering him with wreaths and fruits when he returned back to the castle in order to congratulate him on defeating the vacation, he totally wasted an opportunity to have fun. Have I talked to you about Lord Leo yet? If not, I basically just summed up his entire personality. "Super scared of fun".

[ he's rambling. he's not gonna apologize though, fuck it. archie's his buddy, they can ramble at each other now. ]

Do you, uh. Miss it? Hoenn, I mean.