The wrestler? The really cool wrestler with the wrestling team? Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man you can'T SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT THAT'S INSANE DON'T SAY THAT KIND OF THING TO ME ARCHIE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SOMETHING I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU SAYING TO ME THAT'S CROSSING A LINE THAT'S CROSSING SO MANY LINES HOLY SHIT LIKE FIFTY LINES HAVE JUST BEEN CROSSED AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE BEHIND THE LINES LIKE WOW LOOK AT ARCHIE GO JUST DANCING ALL OVER THESE LINES DOING BACKFLIPS AND FRONTFLIPS AND CARTWHEELING THROUGH THE LINES LIKE THEY AREN'T ANYONE'S BUSINESS BUT HIS OWN. He's way out of my league. He's so cool and I'm not. Ugh. I really like him. Oh man. I'm imagining dating him. Ahh. Ahh!! But no. No. Jeez. Ugh. So embarrassing. Ugh ugh gughg ughugughg. I'm gonna kill you for real. It's not a game anymore! I'm gonna shove you off that cliff so hard.
I cannot believe how much you're oppressing me right now. "No daggers!" "No catching yourself on fire!" "No getting shot by a shark (even though he'd shoot you if you were on fire, which is absolutely encouragement and absolutely a mixed signal)" WHY DON'T I JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I SUFFOCATE SEEING AS THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME.
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Oh man.
Oh man oh man oh man oh man you can'T SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT THAT'S INSANE DON'T SAY THAT KIND OF THING TO ME ARCHIE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SOMETHING I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU SAYING TO ME THAT'S CROSSING A LINE THAT'S CROSSING SO MANY LINES HOLY SHIT LIKE FIFTY LINES HAVE JUST BEEN CROSSED AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE BEHIND THE LINES LIKE WOW LOOK AT ARCHIE GO JUST DANCING ALL OVER THESE LINES DOING BACKFLIPS AND FRONTFLIPS AND CARTWHEELING THROUGH THE LINES LIKE THEY AREN'T ANYONE'S BUSINESS BUT HIS OWN.
He's way out of my league. He's so cool and I'm not. Ugh.
I really like him. Oh man. I'm imagining dating him. Ahh. Ahh!! But no. No.
Jeez.
Ugh.
So embarrassing.
Ugh ugh gughg ughugughg.
I'm gonna kill you for real. It's not a game anymore! I'm gonna shove you off that cliff so hard.
I cannot believe how much you're oppressing me right now.
"No daggers!" "No catching yourself on fire!" "No getting shot by a shark (even though he'd shoot you if you were on fire, which is absolutely encouragement and absolutely a mixed signal)"
WHY DON'T I JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I SUFFOCATE SEEING AS THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME.