Crobat--? Oh! Yes, of course. [archie can't even comprehend being without his crobat! cursed content! he immediately takes the pokéball out and clicks it, releasing the bat into the room. it chitters happily, clearly quite pleased to see hange.] The other new one... he can't really be inside a house. Not big, he's-- you'll see.
Bububububububu - [okay, but she has to greet Crobat first, and comes up to gently stroke the funky dude’s wings and behind its ears. Cute, as always. Archie is a good friend because he’ll just let hange love up on his critters. She pays her dues and then looks at Archie with interest 👀]
[crobat fucking loves that attention, okay, making a noise a little like chaaaa when she hits those sweet spots. they may be sentient and better than humans in every way, but all pokémon enjoy the simple things in life.]
Not quite that big. More toxic. [he says with a rise of the eyebrows, knowing that'll get her interest even more.] Come on. Courtyard.
[He was right: her interest is piqued. Hange urges Crobat to climb on her and hitch a ride... THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE 160 POUNDS BUT SHE CAN TAKE IT... and prepares to follow Archie.]
This sounds a little dangerous! You keep Pokémon that are poisonous to humans?
Oh, yes. Crobat's poison is fatal in high enough doses.
[crobat does hop onto her back. crobat has no shame, though he certainly angles himself so that most of his weight isn't on her. he's over 6ft-- he puts his weight on his little feeties that still touch the floor.]
Sharpedo can use Poison Fang as well-- most Pokémon are capable of generating some degree of poison, actually! No idea why.
[when they get out, he tosses out muk's pokéball-- the light bursts out as it always does but... doesn't really start to take a shape. just stays a large blob while an awful smell fills the area. hange might notice before muk is fully formed, the grass at his base has already started to die.]
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Crobat--? Oh! Yes, of course. [archie can't even comprehend being without his crobat! cursed content! he immediately takes the pokéball out and clicks it, releasing the bat into the room. it chitters happily, clearly quite pleased to see hange.] The other new one... he can't really be inside a house. Not big, he's-- you'll see.
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Another big one? [LIKE ALBERTA]
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Not quite that big. More toxic. [he says with a rise of the eyebrows, knowing that'll get her interest even more.] Come on. Courtyard.
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[He was right: her interest is piqued. Hange urges Crobat to climb on her and hitch a ride... THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE 160 POUNDS BUT SHE CAN TAKE IT... and prepares to follow Archie.]
This sounds a little dangerous! You keep Pokémon that are poisonous to humans?
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[crobat does hop onto her back. crobat has no shame, though he certainly angles himself so that most of his weight isn't on her. he's over 6ft-- he puts his weight on his little feeties that still touch the floor.]
Sharpedo can use Poison Fang as well-- most Pokémon are capable of generating some degree of poison, actually! No idea why.
[when they get out, he tosses out muk's pokéball-- the light bursts out as it always does but... doesn't really start to take a shape. just stays a large blob while an awful smell fills the area. hange might notice before muk is fully formed, the grass at his base has already started to die.]
He's living pollution! Pure poison!