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IC contact 2.0

Yo! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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That's not funny. That's existentially terrifying.

[maybe it wasn't a joke?]

Have you tried calling Harry's comm? Maybe you're just missing each other all the time like a bad movie.

[it's hard to tell with Ryan Reynolds.]

Yeah, I have. It never goes through for some reason. Here. I'll prove it. You try it.

Ah... okay.

[here he goes!! he cuts the call to call harry's comm...]

[It rings for a long, long time.

And then at the last second, Pikachu picks up.]

That, uh... That goes to mine. [anxious laugh] Maybe we have the same phone because I'm his Pokemon. It's not like I would've... had my own phone.

...Huh.

[he rubs his beard thoughtfully, the light scratching audible.]

I got nothin', Pikachu. Power fuckery, that's my best guess. Like you can't see each other...

That's the worst power ever.

[Okay, but no. Something's wrong.] I... Gotta look into this. I got a feeling in my jellies that something about this ain't right.

Aye, it's up there. I knew a guy who's power was that his face was a punch magnet. Literally. So... could be worse?

[rip manabu]

Your-- wait. Your what?

My jellies! The thing where you have a feeling and- Why isn't that phrase catching on?

Because what the hell are jellies, Pikachu?! What part of your body is jelly?

There's a lot of parts of your body that jiggle like jelly if they're removed from your body, but that's just creepy and it takes all the romanticism out of it.