See what I'm loving about this is most people? They'd just immediately divorce, but you two... You two are making it work. It's 'cause of the kids, right? Niko and Guzma's fifty delinquents.
[These are things that only happen in love, war, and the Pokemon Universe, apparently.]
Forget Niko, chief. You oughta be sending the certificate to Archer. The real revenge is reminding him that his jerk boss is as far from that kid's dad as he can get.
[Okay, so this really was about roasting him for marrying Guzma and not telling him, but also? Other things... He didn't really want to go there right now, but it's clear the conversation has taken a dark turn.]
Soooo remember when I said I'd be in touch once I figured out what was going on with me and Harry?
[Pikachu laughs near-hysterically.] You're not the first person who's said that! Amazing how none of us came to that conclusion. It's like being your own Pokemon is the most absurd thing in the world or something.
You can still call me Pikachu. I'm not... I'm not emotionally prepared to be referred to by my human name right now.
[He sounds so melodramatic right now.] At my apartment. Mind the bottles, but don't worry. They're bottled frappucinos. I'm so disgusted with myself right now, but I can't stop.
[to... all of that. archie cuts the connection and scoots his ass on over to pikachu's apartment, pushing the door open.
...he sort of judges the bottles, but also he's been depressed enough to just bite into raw ramen like an apple. it's like that sometimes.]
You look like Pikashit, [he comments wrly, when he finally finds pikachu.] you wanna scream it out? 'Cause if you were waiting for a prompt for that, take it.
[But his bottle... In lieu of that, he just drops his chin onto the table.] I figured out something was a little wonky after that whole coma business, so I did some digging around. At first it was just a theory and then I ran it by Haru, and it was the only thing that made sense. It connects everything together- everything I do remember and everything I don't. I just... Don't have a way of accessing any of Harry's memories, so I know I am Harry, but how much Harry can I really be? Are we just two different people? Are we the same person with different outlooks?
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[he hums, pleased with this.]
Hadn't even thought about that. I should tell Niko he has another dad.
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Forget Niko, chief. You oughta be sending the certificate to Archer. The real revenge is reminding him that his jerk boss is as far from that kid's dad as he can get.
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[he sounds a little more defeated there.]
He'll never believe that.
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[Okay, so this really was about roasting him for marrying Guzma and not telling him, but also? Other things... He didn't really want to go there right now, but it's clear the conversation has taken a dark turn.]
Soooo remember when I said I'd be in touch once I figured out what was going on with me and Harry?
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--Ah! Yes, of course. What's turned up? Did you find him?
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[Just like Mewtwo said. Before he got imPorted and was too fucking confused to even think about what that even MEANS.]
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...Yeah, we knew that already. Did you forget he's here?
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[he gestures to... himself.]
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The real Harry was... inside you all along?
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Okay, PikaHarry. Where are you at?
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[He sounds so melodramatic right now.] At my apartment. Mind the bottles, but don't worry. They're bottled frappucinos. I'm so disgusted with myself right now, but I can't stop.
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[to... all of that. archie cuts the connection and scoots his ass on over to pikachu's apartment, pushing the door open.
...he sort of judges the bottles, but also he's been depressed enough to just bite into raw ramen like an apple. it's like that sometimes.]
You look like Pikashit, [he comments wrly, when he finally finds pikachu.] you wanna scream it out? 'Cause if you were waiting for a prompt for that, take it.
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And then, he lowers it.]
I'm doing fine.
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[archie sighs and pads over, gently picking up the bottle and moving it away from pikachu's tiny little man-hands. sits next to him.]
How'd you find out?
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[See, now you've opened the floodgates.]
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Have you asked Harry?
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[Pikachu gasps.] Ohhhh.
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[he also doesn't get what pikachu has realised. he's stupit.]
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[He climbs up on the table, pushing aside bottles and coffee cups.] I actually can communicate with Harry.
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[save yourself, pikachu.]
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