[this series of humourous reactions means absolutely nothing to archie, because anyone with a brain can tell that guzma is also rife with daddy issues.
rarely used it may be, archie is in fact in possession of one. his brain cells sparked. he realised this pretty quickly.]
[See, whether people come to that assumption on their own, or Guzma destroys any plausible deniability are two very different things. Nihilego toxins are fucking up the plausible deniability part, and he hates it.]
NEWAY i aint "dad" material so i aint meanin no harm 2 ur lil punk but maybe he oughta stick w/ u ill ykno help out if needed on certain things but i aint about to get my fuckin dad on w/ him
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but if i come back & u got blue shit all over the place ill def fuckin show u a gd skull fucker u aqua bitch
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we still haven't consummated this sham of a marriage
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but ur rite we havent is this ur way of tryin 2 make that happen? u implyin ud fuck me?? good luck bro
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i'll talk to tupp
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lemme kno how it goes
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guess he thinks this makes me his step dad idefk...
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well
someone with a hefty amount of daddy issues.
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[NAILED IT.]
1/2 back atcha
rarely used it may be, archie is in fact in possession of one. his brain cells sparked. he realised this pretty quickly.]
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NEWAY i aint "dad" material so i aint meanin no harm 2 ur lil punk but maybe he oughta stick w/ u
ill ykno help out if needed on certain things but i aint about to get my fuckin dad on w/ him
maybe u can get that thru 2 him
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honestly i'm a little uncomfortable having too much domain over him anyway
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hes a little old 2 b hung up on what daddy thinks neway
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just don't traumatise him
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no promises