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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2017-02-07 09:37 pm

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Yo! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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h2bro: <user name=h2bro> ((・`  ´・))

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[personal profile] h2bro 2017-10-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hey out of nowhere here's matt literally kicking open the door to archie's bedroom without knocking, holding his communicator out in front of him at about archie-eye level. right in the center of the screen is a very explicit but pretty well drawn image of archie as a mermaid doing unspeakable (unspeakably sexy) things with and to the native artist's self-insert mermaidsona. very clearly above the picture, in the search bar, are the words "ARCHIE IMPORT NSFW PORNOGRAPHY", but matt either doesn't care about hiding this or has just straight up forgotten to do so in his WHIRLING VORTEX OF BROMOTIONS. ]

WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE AWAY YOUR LEGS AND GIVE YOU A TAIL WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Default)

THIS COMMENT IS NOT REAL, I AM JUST SAVING EVERYONE FROM FUTURE SCROLLING

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-10-19 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
magmamia: (2)

[text] also entirely possible maxie is a room away

[personal profile] magmamia 2017-10-22 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
arArchie the
if the
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[then NOTHING for several minutes until he sends this picture of camerupt enjoying the rain]

10/27 - text

[personal profile] bestpirate 2017-10-27 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Your scurvy mangled arse is joining my crew whether you want to or not, Mister Archie!

We shall set sail once I've commandeer a vessel.
sleight_of_hand: (I swear to drunk I'm not god)

[Text | Something like 3 AM ]

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-10-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
so i just drunk searched for dragon dildos and the first thing that came up with a picture of you
versusseeker: (subdued cry)

Text - Nov. 1st

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-11-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
i think b is gone

[He doesn't want to believe it. In a way, he really doesn't. But Red isn't stupid. He remembers what happened with May - his messages getting bounced back, no sign of Blue's name on the directory. He'd woken up in an empty bed, the spot next to him still warm.

[No Blue. No answer. Just a pit in his stomach that had been sitting heavy there all day, waiting for a response that wouldn't come.

[The longer the day goes on, the harder that pit gets to ignore.]
magmamia: (3)

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[personal profile] magmamia 2017-11-05 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Archie, does it ever bother you we aren't truly the other's... whatever we are.
Archie or Maxie, I suppose.
14words: (Default)

text, the day this ocean fool is gone

[personal profile] 14words 2017-11-06 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
archie, it is pucci.
have you heard from odin? i can't seem to find him.
halloflamer: (I don't wanna talk about it)

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[personal profile] halloflamer 2017-11-11 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Um is anything weird going on over where you are??

Like weird imPort stuff
shadowglitter: <user name=livebites> (𝙻𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚅.)

not here

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ on archie's doorstep is a pretty huge nondescript package wrapped in newspaper. wow, weird. there's a note attached? ]

Hey Archie.
I've been trying to think of what I could get you to pay you back for the sword? And to also just make you love me more before I have to go to space.
And also like, I don't know, just something that I think would make you happy.
I couldn't decide on one thing so here are like 5.
Hope they're okay.
I know none are as good as the sword but that's kind of an impossible goal.
~xoxoxo ODIN DARKKE


[ inside is a bracelet, a stupid showerhead magically enchanted to turn the water that comes from it into any colour, a sleeping bag, this RC shark??, this sick ass underwater light projector, this cool hat, an outfit NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW, and finally, the world's strongest coffee. ]
versusseeker: (Eh...)

Text (Memory Event)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-11-12 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
hav u seen b l8ly?
versusseeker: (subdued cry)

Text - 11/13

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-11-14 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
can i come ovr
caduceusvalkyrie: (Tea)

[Text] After the thread with Soldier: 76

[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-11-17 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heading back now. Not hurt or anything.

I just bought so much ice cream though and I might need help with it if you're up for it. If not, I can accept this challenge.
picksthenames: (i mean look at me)

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[personal profile] picksthenames 2017-11-19 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
hey archie its cisco.
ive got that prototype ready if you want to come try it out.
d33tached: (▰ But I love it ▰)

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[personal profile] d33tached 2017-11-19 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to speak with you.
halloflamer: (Whatever I only gave out one Earthbadge)

[action, backdated to Monday the 20th] eff an inbox

[personal profile] halloflamer 2017-11-23 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Blue doesn't need to send a message first, and he doesn't really feel like it, anyway. He just shows up at Archie's place in the evening the day after he returns, and follows the sound of either his Pokémon or him.]

[His hands are already shoved sulkily in his pockets, Eevee draped over his shoulders like a scarf.]
I told you somethin' weird was going on....

[Hi. I'm back.]
garotted: (it was almost worth it)

[personal profile] garotted 2017-11-26 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ left in archie's mailbox is an envelope (addressed to Pokedad) with a handpainted invitation inside: ]



[ written on the back of the invitation is a gps location in the shenandoah valley and a comment:
I just addressed it to you, but obviously Crobat and the others are invited (though you know the deal with Mightyena and Magnus), and if Matt wants to come, he's more than welcome!
You won't see the house at first, but don't worry, it's just warded. When you get close enough, you'll see the gate; the wards are set to let you through.
]
shadowglitter: <user name=scionoflegend> (𝚇𝚅𝙸.)

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[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
hhhhhhhey.

I got feelings to talk about again.
I hope that's okay? Even though we just talked about them not that long ago. Though I guess a lot of those were yours. These are mine now.
Unless you have feelings you want to talk about again instead.
h2bro: <user name=h2bro> ((・`  ´・))

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[personal profile] h2bro 2017-12-06 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hey what's up. matt picks up archie from wherever he is, takes him to bed and sets him down on it. they need to talk, and also cuddle.

he shows archie his phone. ]


I'm trying to do something and Maxie won't let me. I need to think of what to say.
14words: (Default)

voice; probably a few days after the blood time

[personal profile] 14words 2017-12-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Archie? It's Pucci, my apologies for not simply texting you, as you can imagine it's become a little more difficult, given my current situation. I tried a speech to text function but found it largely lacking. Perhaps I have an accent? I never imagined I did, though most believe the same, don't they?

[rambling like usual] Regardless, the reason for my call is to offer my gratitude for what you did, and also to apologize for putting you through the trouble of it. I was not in my... right mind, as it were.

I would like to offer to at least replace your couch. I am afraid I cannot take no for an answer.


[then a long beat] ... truly, thank you Archie.
d33tached: (◖The glow inside◗)

[personal profile] d33tached 2017-12-08 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Good evening, Archie.

Do you find yourself preoccupied at the moment?
magmamia: (15)

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[personal profile] magmamia 2017-12-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you and Matt are planning, stop.

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