Okay... well, that's good to hear... I guess. Sorry anyway. And! Don't worry about it. People get set on fire all the time back home. I would literally set myself on fire for you right now if I wasn't about 65% sure that human biology isn't supposed to withstand things like that and that maybe my cool elemental magic resistance powers got left behind when I was ported here. But... then again... I guess I wouldn't know if I could successfully enliven my mortal coil through setting myself ablaze to the admiration of the masses unless I tried it out. D'you wanna test that out after the dog thing?
And. I mean. That does sound fun, if it wasn't literally impossible because nobody would ever want to bone down on a dude like me. Good plan, though. I'll keep it in mind in case, like, the miracle stars align and someone, somehow, gets a crush on me or feels even the tiniest shred of physical attraction towards me literally ever. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb dumb dWAIT
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And! Don't worry about it. People get set on fire all the time back home.
I would literally set myself on fire for you right now if I wasn't about 65% sure that human biology isn't supposed to withstand things like that and that maybe my cool elemental magic resistance powers got left behind when I was ported here.
But... then again...
I guess I wouldn't know if I could successfully enliven my mortal coil through setting myself ablaze to the admiration of the masses unless I tried it out. D'you wanna test that out after the dog thing?
And. I mean.
That does sound fun, if it wasn't literally impossible because nobody would ever want to bone down on a dude like me. Good plan, though. I'll keep it in mind in case, like, the miracle stars align and someone, somehow, gets a crush on me or feels even the tiniest shred of physical attraction towards me literally ever. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb dumb dWAIT
WAIT WAIWAIWIATAIWREATWIATAWITAWITWAITWAITAITWATIWATAWITWA.TA. TWAIT. WTAWI WATIWATATI.
WAIT!!!!!!!! RGHH!!! THESE USELESS EXTENSIONS OF BONE AND CARTILAGE THAT DARE TO CALL THEMSELVES FINGERS ARE OF NO USE TO ME, GIVEN HOW THEY ARE UNABLE TO COHERENTLY OPERATE AT THE SPEED OF WHICH MY EXCITEMENT WANTS THEM TO OPERATE THESE KEYS WITH FORTHWITH AND INDEED THOU'ST ALMIGHTY PERCHANCE.
Uh, I lost it. Something. Grammar. I'm excited, there's no time for that!
You're in love! You're in love. You're in love!! Tell me literally everything.