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HERE FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. (ARE BEYONCE JOKES STILL COOL?)

BUT SO HOW DO I COUNTER THIS. I NEED TO PRESERVE MY EGO HERE.

YES. I'VE FOUND LADIES DO LIKE THE WIT. GUYS ARE LESS PICKY. JUST BE HONEST. YOU'VE DATED BEFORE, RIGHT?

I LIVED 27 YEARS AND SPENT MOST OF THAT TIME LIVING IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

I'M GONNA LET THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION HOW IT WILL, BUT A GIRL ALSO THREW HER COFFEE ON ME LAST MONTH - THAT'S ABOUT THE MOST ACTION I'VE GOTTEN IN A WHILE

GIVEN HOW FAST YOU MOVE I DOUBT THAT YOU SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN IT. WHAT DID YOU DO? FUNNY THING - LADIES ALSO LIKE BEING TREATED WITH RESPECT, BRO.

I MIGHT'VE SUGGESTED SHE KISS ME
SHE WAS HOT AND KINDA INTO IT THO. I THINK. SHE SAID SHE'LL CALL ME FOR A REPLACEMENT DRINK SOMETIME

EVEN IF THAT WAS A LIE I THINK IT TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL ALL THINGS CONSIDERED
IT BEING ICED COFFEE WAS A BIG PLUS

GENERALLY IT TENDS TO WORK IF YOU LET THINGS LEAD THEMSELVES. THAT IS A GOOD SIGN, THOUGH. ESPECIALLY IT NOT BEING ALCOHOL. I GUESS JUST SAY YOU'RE DOWN TO HAVE FUN AND ADVENTURE, BUT ALSO NOT GONNA PUSH THINGS.