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[h2no]

Yo! Water you doin', you missed me! Bwhahahahaha! Leave a message and Archie'll get back to you when Archie deems the time to be right!

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[namesaquestion]

yd u get me teh switch??

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[h2no]

did you see those stupid "black friday" sales? they were on offer. i got one for myself as well.

[namesaquestion]

yea but y?

[h2no]

why not?

[namesaquestion]

b/c ppl dnt just get things!

[h2no]

you can give it back if you don't want it

[namesaquestion]

What, and pass up a "free" gift? No way.

So what's the catch with this one?

[h2no]

the catch it is it was slightly cheaper to get two in a bundle instead of just one for me and i'm not one for just leaving something like that around to gather dust
you're also the only kid i know that would probably be interested in playing with one because the other two teens i know come from worlds that don't have cars yet

[namesaquestion]

So it was altruistic? Ha! Yea, right.

You're my legal guardian or something so what do you want for this? Getting perfect grades on all my school work? Or what?

[Sorry man, he's not used to gifts like this coming without catches.]

[h2no]

i suppose trying to use it as a bribe for you to stop treating your pokémon like shit or for you to actually think about why your training isn't working instead of just doing the same thing over and over again would be too much, wouldn't it

[namesaquestion]

Oh boo hoo. Get it through your skull I'll never be a bleeding heart like you.

Anyway, my pokemon respd find 2 me now ive stopped letting you wimps interfer.

[h2no]

yeah i heard about your overwhelming victory against literally any other trainer here
guess you'll just be wondering why i got it for you forever, then

[namesaquestion]

wat, u think id waste my time bttlg u wimps? ur stupider than i thght. Anyway, there not ready.

Aww w/e. I bet u got it because u want my grades 2 go up or sumthin like that. shuldnt b 2 hard.

[h2no]

it's just a thing, niko
i know i was the leader of a criminal organization like your dad, but i don't care to bribe children

[namesaquestion]

???

nuh-uh. ppl always want something. only things that came without catches were birthdays and the solstices.

[h2no]

then consider it an early winter solstace present
or a "congrats on not getting yourself or anyone else killed in space" present

[namesaquestion]

I'll take the first.

[The reply is too fast and perfectly typed.]

[h2no]

[he notices that. all he thinks is that he hoped niko learned a thorough lesson in fucking listening to people who know what they're talking about.]

good
then this problem that didn't need to be a problem is settled

1/2

[namesaquestion]

[Oh, he learned a lesson and it's helped get his head out of the sand re: his pokemon.

but. Details.]

Whatever.

2/2

[namesaquestion]

[And much, much later at like, some stupid nocturnal hour:]

watd u say bats liked chewing on?

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[h2no]

[archie replies near immediately, because... well, that's not important.]

crobat has taken a liking to some of the fruit here
watermelons especially
the rind probably helps him exercise his jaw

[namesaquestion]

[Damnit he wasn't expecting near-instant reply.]

duh its got smller muoth than golbats
witch kind of fruit?

[h2no]

watermelon like i said
you'd be better off trying a variety to see what golbat likes the best

[namesaquestion]

itll like wat its givn.

not running Bleeding HEart Hotel here.

[h2no]

yeah because feeding your team is such a bleeding heart move you little rocket brat
why bother with this if you won't try? just let it go out and hunt like it would usually
you'll save yourself the confusion and golbat the bother