h2no: (shut up maxie)
⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote2019-08-24 07:43 pm

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golisolation: (pic#13072369)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
damn yea think ur rite hed prolly act all up 4 it but then buckle when it came down 2 it

this might b harder than I thought would b easier if he was in2 dudes


[Joke's on Guzma that he is, just... specifically Guzma.]
golisolation: (pic#13085768)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
lmfao would she even do it??

tho i feel like she might set him straight 2 she dont fuck around
golisolation: (eyy got that dank weedle?)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give Guzma a second because he's cracking up over "step-boss".]

w8 didnt u say u didnt have time 4 my team but now u wanna b the step-boss?? i aint against it jw

but man u can go 4 it if u wanna I kno the kid respects me but ur rite he gets a lil 2 excited around me dunno if shitll sink in or not

also howd he take u being the step-boss
golisolation: (spelling bee champ 3 years in a row)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
shit u rite
that means u gotta b there 4 our grunts if shit hits the fan but i guess u already did that huh

but dont u worry ill let him kno whats up

yo does that make us bossbands??
golisolation: (jaunty swing tune in bg while jacking it)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
sick

but if i come back & u got blue shit all over the place ill def fuckin show u a gd skull fucker u aqua bitch
golisolation: (huffing glue in the bathroom)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ill fuck u UP is what ill do

but ur rite we havent is this ur way of tryin 2 make that happen? u implyin ud fuck me?? good luck bro
golisolation: (eats handfuls of confetti)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
wasnt an offer dipshit
lemme kno how it goes
golisolation: (Golisopod with a strap on)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
o ya i just remembered ur kid came 2 me a while back when he found out abt us

guess he thinks this makes me his step dad idefk...
golisolation: (pic#13084773)

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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
he can join the fuckin club
golisolation: (accidentally sending your dick pic)

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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[WAIT.]
golisolation: (pancake ass)

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[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-28 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
like who tf doesnt nemore its like the most common fuckin thing yo

[NAILED IT.]
golisolation: (u n o)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[See, whether people come to that assumption on their own, or Guzma destroys any plausible deniability are two very different things. Nihilego toxins are fucking up the plausible deniability part, and he hates it.]

NEWAY i aint "dad" material so i aint meanin no harm 2 ur lil punk but maybe he oughta stick w/ u
ill ykno help out if needed on certain things but i aint about to get my fuckin dad on w/ him

maybe u can get that thru 2 him
golisolation: ($20 spencers giftcard swag)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-10-29 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao here i was tryin 2 b uncharacteristically courteous 2 u but if ur down w/ him learnin the hard way im game

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