hell if i know she's a little unpredictable shouldn't scare him anyway think i should talk to him? i get the feeling he either shits or creams his pants when you're around maybe both told him i'm the step-boss btw
oh believe me next time you're ported out even if you're back the next day that hideout will be flying blue aqua banners better watch yourself, skull fucker
[this series of humourous reactions means absolutely nothing to archie, because anyone with a brain can tell that guzma is also rife with daddy issues.
rarely used it may be, archie is in fact in possession of one. his brain cells sparked. he realised this pretty quickly.]
[See, whether people come to that assumption on their own, or Guzma destroys any plausible deniability are two very different things. Nihilego toxins are fucking up the plausible deniability part, and he hates it.]
NEWAY i aint "dad" material so i aint meanin no harm 2 ur lil punk but maybe he oughta stick w/ u ill ykno help out if needed on certain things but i aint about to get my fuckin dad on w/ him
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this might b harder than I thought would b easier if he was in2 dudes
[Joke's on Guzma that he is, just... specifically Guzma.]
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tho i feel like she might set him straight 2 she dont fuck around
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shouldn't scare him anyway
think i should talk to him? i get the feeling he either shits or creams his pants when you're around
maybe both
told him i'm the step-boss btw
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w8 didnt u say u didnt have time 4 my team but now u wanna b the step-boss?? i aint against it jw
but man u can go 4 it if u wanna I kno the kid respects me but ur rite he gets a lil 2 excited around me dunno if shitll sink in or not
also howd he take u being the step-boss
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he didn't believe me, unsurprisingly
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that means u gotta b there 4 our grunts if shit hits the fan but i guess u already did that huh
but dont u worry ill let him kno whats up
yo does that make us bossbands??
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next time you're ported out
even if you're back the next day
that hideout will be flying blue aqua banners
better watch yourself, skull fucker
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but if i come back & u got blue shit all over the place ill def fuckin show u a gd skull fucker u aqua bitch
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we still haven't consummated this sham of a marriage
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but ur rite we havent is this ur way of tryin 2 make that happen? u implyin ud fuck me?? good luck bro
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i'll talk to tupp
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lemme kno how it goes
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guess he thinks this makes me his step dad idefk...
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well
someone with a hefty amount of daddy issues.
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1/2 back atcha
rarely used it may be, archie is in fact in possession of one. his brain cells sparked. he realised this pretty quickly.]
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NEWAY i aint "dad" material so i aint meanin no harm 2 ur lil punk but maybe he oughta stick w/ u
ill ykno help out if needed on certain things but i aint about to get my fuckin dad on w/ him
maybe u can get that thru 2 him
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honestly i'm a little uncomfortable having too much domain over him anyway
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