IC contact 2.0

[h2no]

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[golisolation]

i aint showin lu this dont need tupp gettin the wrong idea abt her

also i aint sayin i need ur help helpin him but if ur down maybe we oughta take him out sometime help him figure out how 2 actually get fuckin laid

[h2no]

there's a couple things to deal with there i've seen this in my other grunts
here's a hint for what it always boils down to:

-his obviously shitty self-esteem
-the problematic lens with which he views women

[golisolation]

tupps got fine self esteem yo

lol problematic

but u rite he kinda fuckin dumb w/ women but I think thats majorly cuz he aint got ne experience w/ em

[h2no]

they likely feed into each other
if he feels entitled to their attention or if he gets the wrong idea about any attention he's given
i can't imagine being constantly rejected for misreading their intentions feels too great for him
even if it's a well-earned rejection

arceus if he ever comes back with a fedora i'm sorry but i'll have to let muk eat him. that'll be the point of no return

[golisolation]

if he starts wearin a fedora ill destroy him myself dont u worry

but thats what im sayin is he needs 2 b shown how 2 handle himself cuz he clearly aint gettin none if he had 2 make this thing

[Says Guzma, who had to have come across it...somehow.]

[h2no]

well i mean he obviously WANTED to get experience
i guess doing this is better than hassling the female grunts
one of mine did that and he got a grimer released on his head
can't say i felt sorry for him

what do you think?
give him some money and shove him towards a massage parlour so he can get it over with?

[golisolation]

u kno now that im thinkin abt it he dont act all shitty towards team skull girl grunts wonder if this has another layer to it & i didnt evn realize

shit thats a good idea tho

[h2no]

yeah
see what i mean?
i'd bet dollars to diglett it's a self-esteem thing

might also put too much pressure on him
shit bro
i'm not sure

[golisolation]

damn yea think ur rite hed prolly act all up 4 it but then buckle when it came down 2 it

this might b harder than I thought would b easier if he was in2 dudes

[Joke's on Guzma that he is, just... specifically Guzma.]

[h2no]

you wanna scare him off any gender forever send him on a date with andy lol

[golisolation]

lmfao would she even do it??

tho i feel like she might set him straight 2 she dont fuck around

[h2no]

hell if i know she's a little unpredictable
shouldn't scare him anyway
think i should talk to him? i get the feeling he either shits or creams his pants when you're around
maybe both
told him i'm the step-boss btw

[golisolation]

[Give Guzma a second because he's cracking up over "step-boss".]

w8 didnt u say u didnt have time 4 my team but now u wanna b the step-boss?? i aint against it jw

but man u can go 4 it if u wanna I kno the kid respects me but ur rite he gets a lil 2 excited around me dunno if shitll sink in or not

also howd he take u being the step-boss

[h2no]

it's my position as your husband!! seeing as i'm not admin material!
he didn't believe me, unsurprisingly

[golisolation]

shit u rite
that means u gotta b there 4 our grunts if shit hits the fan but i guess u already did that huh

but dont u worry ill let him kno whats up

yo does that make us bossbands??

[h2no]

oh believe me
next time you're ported out
even if you're back the next day
that hideout will be flying blue aqua banners
better watch yourself, skull fucker

[h2no]

also yes, obviously

[golisolation]

sick

but if i come back & u got blue shit all over the place ill def fuckin show u a gd skull fucker u aqua bitch

[h2no]

you can't fuck me
we still haven't consummated this sham of a marriage

[golisolation]

ill fuck u UP is what ill do

but ur rite we havent is this ur way of tryin 2 make that happen? u implyin ud fuck me?? good luck bro

[h2no]

hard pass
i'll talk to tupp

[golisolation]

wasnt an offer dipshit
lemme kno how it goes

[golisolation]

o ya i just remembered ur kid came 2 me a while back when he found out abt us

guess he thinks this makes me his step dad idefk...

[h2no]

what can i say kids got more daddy issues than


well

someone with a hefty amount of daddy issues.

1/3

[golisolation]

he can join the fuckin club